[REVIEW] “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” (2020) – The Newcomer

Written by: “The Watchman”

This is the review that I’m sure you came here to read. How does the new “Ghostbusters” outing from 2020 compare to the original two movies that it is trying to add on to? I was skeptical going into this movie, because I had heard very mixed reviews about it. The general consensus seemed to be “It’s above average, but they tried really hard, so go and watch it for that reason.” If the movie was only that good, I would have accepted it, but still been a little disappointed after watching the first two back-to-back before it. Let me tell you a little secret, though. The movie is much better than that. I loved it!

“Ghostbusters: Afterlife” has a very different feel than the original two “Ghostbusters” movies. This takes a little getting used to. It’s directed by the son of the director of the original movie, and has a little bit different aura about it. It was quite a while into the movie before I came to a conclusion about how I felt about it. There was even a point in the middle where I missed the energy of the first two movies, but that feeling would pass as I drew closer to the ending.

One notable reviewer I trust found the movie to be too full of “member berries”, callbacks to previous movies in the franchise, but I never found that to be the case. The movie has a lot of callbacks to Ghostbusters I because it has some of the same antagonists as that movie, and, in many ways, continues the plot of the original “Ghostbusters” more than it does “Ghostbusters II”. Taking that into account, I never found its use of “member berries” to be excessive, and I usually smiled at the callbacks the movie included, especially since they were all so fresh in my mind from the last twenty-four hours of my weekend.

Overall, the movie is fun, and the characters, while different and new, are very likeable. At first glance, the protagonist, Phoebe, is usually exactly the kind of modern-day movie hero that I hate – a know-it-all girl that seems to be able to do anything without help… except that’s not who Phoebe is at all! She has a lot of trouble socializing and fitting in even with her own family, and seems to lack a clear idea of who she is, and what she even wants to do with her life, compensating for this with her incredible knowledge and analytical skills. Honestly, coming straight off Ghostbusters I and II, I simply nodded every time she did something strange, saying to myself, “Yep, that’s exactly how Egon would have been as a kid.” All this when combined with the talent of the actress, McKenna Grace, made me really like Phoebe and never once question her as the movie’s protagonist.

I liked her friends and family, as well, especially Paul Rudd’s character, not really finding any of them annoying (to my surprise), although I think I liked Phoebe’s brother the least out of the main cast of characters. Either him, or his love interest. It’s hard to decide, as both were a bit bland, but still acceptable.

Now let’s talk about the best part of the movie. Without getting too much more into the plot, I just have to say that the ending of the movie was so genuinely emotional that I actually shed a few tears, which is immensely rare for me. It felt both powerful and satisfying, making all the awkwardness and insecurity of the lead-up to the end absolutely 100% worth it.

While it’s a little slow coming, “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” ends as a truly successful “Ghostbusters” reboot/sequel, one which in no way violates the canon of the original two movies, but, instead, adds much to it, and extends the time period of the original “Ghostbusters” movies to the present in a way that feels very much like a single, coherent cycle, and not just an unneeded tacked-on addition as so many reboot/sequels do these days. Making the ending even better are the two “After Credits” scenes, which are both fabulous.

Unlike “Ghostbusters I”, which I already owned, and “Ghostbusters II”, which I rented for $4, I had to actually buy “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” to watch it, and I feel every dollar was worth it to support an interesting, thoughtful, and truly fan-honoring conclusion to such a beloved science fiction trilogy, one which was arguably spit on by the recent ‘Ghostbusters: Answer the Call” “reboot” and really needed a win to redeem its good name.

While not a perfect movie by any measure, nor comparatively as good even as “Ghostbusters II” (although close), “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” definitely succeeds as a win for the franchise, albeit in a way that has its own unique feel that no other “Ghostbusters” movie has quite come close to capturing. It’s not as fast or as flashy or as funny as the original two movies, but it certainly has the same heart as them, and, in the end, I think that’s all that really matters.

Final Score: 8/10

“A satisfying, fan-honoring sequel to the beloved ‘Ghostbusters’ science fiction trilogy, one which has its own unique story to tell, and a new style to match, but which every true lover of the original movies will be hard-pressed not to be brought to tears by as it turns the original films into a complete and coherent trilogy.”

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GHOSTBUSTERS II

[REVIEW] “Ghostbusters II” (1989) – The Sequel

By: “The Watchman”

I don’t think I have ever seen “Ghostbusters II”. I had heard that it wasn’t as good as the original, and was never inclined to watch it for that reason. Watching it back-to-back with the original movie, I must say that it was, however, a very good sequel, and one that I thoroughly enjoyed.

No, it is not as good as the original, but is that a fair comparison? How many movies are? It continued with the characters and concepts of 1984’s original “Ghostbusters” in a fun and believable direction that always left me wondering what would happen next. It was funny, too. It made me genuinely laugh out loud, which is very hard to do, proving the cleverness and quality of writing that Aykroyd and Ramis employed while trying to reach the bar of their original movie.

Is this Vigo character and his strange foreign henchman as intimidating as the hell hounds and glowing temple of Gozer the Gozerian from Ghostbusters I? No, not quite, but the… instrument… that the Ghostbusters used to help them reach Vigo in the final act made me genuinely smile with delight.

Seeing the interactions between Bill Murray’s character (Peter Venkman) and Sigourney Weaver’s character (Dana Barrett) once again, I was surprised by how much the addition of a baby added to the novelty of their strange “Will they? Won’t they?” romance. I also liked the addition of Rick Moranis’ character as a compliment to the Ghostbusters’ business, albeit still in the comic relief role we saw him fill from the first movie. I wouldn’t have been surprised if he put a giant “Dark Helmet” on his head, and started rambling about someone named “Lone Starr”. (Go watch “Spaceballs” if you don’t get that one. Another classic.)

As I said before, it’s true that “Ghostbusters II” is not as good as the original 1984 entry, but I’ve come to believe that focusing on that point is a red herring argument. “Ghostbusters II” is a very good movie that is worth watching. There are no qualifications that need to be added to the end of that sentence. Any franchise would be lucky to have a sequel of this quality, especially considering the kind of awkward place that Ghostbusters I ended, storywise, creating a difficult starting point for this sequel to work from.

All the main characters from the original movie are in this one, and are acting in character for themselves, although I guess you could also say that none of them really grew as a result of the first movie in a way that changed their characters all that much, if you really want to find something negative to say about this movie. That, and it is also a little hard to believe that all of New York simply forgot about ghosts after the events of the first movie and ruled the Ghostbusters off as charlatans, but the movie still manages to make it more or less believable.

Beyond all that, I really have nothing bad to say about this movie. It’s a solid 8.5/10.

Final Score: 8.5/10

“A solid sequel that brings us back to the world of the original ‘Ghostbusters’ in a way that feels exciting and interesting. All the characters you loved are back and ready to make you laugh out loud again, albeit one or two less times.”

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GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE

[REVIEW] “Ghostbusters” (1984) – The Original

By: “The Watchman”

I’d forgotten how good the original Ghostbusters is. Or, rather, I don’t think I’ve ever really noticed. Not having gotten into Ghostbusters much as a kid (it released a year before I was born), it was just this weekend when I sat down with a critical eye to watch it that I realized just how perfectly crafted and clever it is.

The pacing is excellent. The jokes are funny. The characters are all memorable, while being very distinct from one another. Even the special effects don’t look too bad after all these years. I almost wish I had realized sooner how wonderful a movie this is, except that it would have taken from the joy I felt this weekend watching it for, what felt like, the first time.

The movie was genuinely funny. Several times, I repeated scenes to watch them again, especially the final scene in the mayor’s office, because they made me laugh and I wanted to go over them one more time before continuing the movie. Every scene has a point, and every plot point has a purpose. It laid the groundwork for an excellent science fiction universe.

While, admittedly, it didn’t easily lend itself to sequels, as the cast and crew had no idea, at the time they were making it, that the show would be such a standalone hit, it still has a lot of interesting ideas that I wanted to see more of after the movie ended. Hence, my continuation to the next entries in the trilogy.

Bill Murray really steals the show in many of the scenes. While Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis are excellent (and wrote the script), Bill Murray’s charisma shines brightly throughout its most memorable moments, and his interactions with Sigourney Weaver were both genuinely engaging and also quite a bit odd. Rick Moranis’ character was a bit strange, but never really bothered me. Somehow, he always stayed believable, even while the unbelievable happened all around him.

I could continue rambling on about this movie for a while, but that would miss the point of a comparative three part review! I’ll just go ahead and grade this movie with the incredible 9.5/10 that it deserves, and let you go on to the next movies in sequence, now that the benchmark has been set by this irreplaceable piece of science fiction history. Let’s see how well the next two movies in the universe hold up to the original.

Final Score: 9.5/10

“Perfect in nearly every way, this movie’s greatest fault is making it difficult for writers to expand upon the narrative of its universe, and even more difficult for them to try to surpass it.”

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GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE

[REVIEW] GHOSTBUSTERS COMPARATIVE REVIEW – “Ghostbusters”, “Ghostbusters II”, “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”

By: “The Watchman”

I had heard mixed things about “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, the latest in the “Ghostbusters” franchise, so I took some time this weekend to watch the entire canonical trilogy of “Ghostbusters” movies – the original, the sequel, and “Afterlife” to see what they were like and how they fit together. I have never seen “Ghostbusters II” or “Afterlife” before, and it’s been a while since I’ve seen the original. I’ve never been a huge “Ghostbusters” fan, but, after watching the whole trilogy back-to-back, I have to say that might have changed…

I’ve written a comparative review of each of the three “Ghostbusters” movies, reviewing them both individually and, also, how they fit into the greater whole. These will be mostly spoiler free reviews, as is always the case when I review a movie.

Go ahead. “Choose the form of the Destructor”:

“GHOSTBUSTERS” (1984) – THE ORIGINAL

“GHOSTBUSTERS II” (1989) – THE SEQUEL

“GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE” (2020) – THE NEWCOMER

[REVIEW] “Spider-Man: No Way Home”

By: “The Watchman”

In an infinite multiverse where all things that can happen, do happen, what are the odds that “Spiderman: No Way Home” can live up to the hype? How can a single Spiderman movie possibly hold up to the heavy expectations laid upon it by Marvel fans? If Doctor Strange looked into 14,000,605 possible outcomes for this movie with the Time Stone, only one would be truly satisfying. Fortunately, we live in the universe with that one. “Spiderman: No Way Home” is great!

[MOSTLY SPOILER FREE REVIEW]

Following the cliffhanger ending of the last Tom Holland Spiderman movie in which Mysterio reveals the identity of Spiderman to the entire world, Peter Parker finds it difficult to live a normal life and seeks the help of Doctor Strange to set things right. This ultimately leads to a break in the multiverse itself, causing Spiderman villains from the other Sony Spiderman movieverses to slip into Tom Holland’s reality and attack him. Doctor Octopus from Tobey McGuire’s Spiderman 2 is the first to appear, leading to a chaotic romp throughout the now multiversally-mingled MCU that only further complicates Peter’s already very complicated life as a publically-identified superhero.

Not only does this movie feature multiple villains from previous Spiderman movies, the original actors themselves returning to play many of the parts, but it features the usual cast of characters from the Tom Holland MCU Spiderverse including his best friend Ned, his girlfriend M.J., and other MCU staples like Doctor Strange. The movie is a wonderful mix of intriguing life dilemma and intense super-powered action, a train ride of excellence that never stops all the way until the final moments of the movie, throwing out constant surprises to delight the geeky Spiderman fan in your life mixed with an ample dose of true human courage and heart.

The theme of your actions having consequences is played very heavily in this movie, and it is handled in a very adult and mature way. Not everything has a happy ending. Sometimes things go bad no matter how much you want them to go right, and no matter how honest and true your intentions were at the start. None the less, “With great power, comes great responsibility.” as Uncle Ben’s memory always reminds us, and Tom Holland’s Spiderman is now powerful enough to have to take responsibility for his actions as a superhero, even with the entire world breathing down his neck and criticizing him every step of the way.

It’s hard to talk too much about this movie without giving out significant spoilers, so, let me just say, there are some incredibly awesome things that happen in this movie that I don’t want to spoil for you. You definitely need to see this one for yourself, if you have watched any Spiderman movies in the last decade, and especially if you have seen the last MCU Spiderman movie, “Far from Home”. Watching Tom Holland’s Spiderman fight old fan-favorite villains like Alfred Molina’s vicious Doctor Octopus from Spiderman 2 is genuinely enjoyable, made more complicated by the Daily Bugle videotaping everything Spiderman does in another version of J. Jonah Jameson’s familiar crusade against masked vigilantes.

In the end, “Spiderman: No Way Home” is a lesson about choice and responsibility, and about what it means to be a hero in a world where doing the right thing can be very costly and difficult. While choosing to be fun and light-hearted whenever possible in true Marvel style, it still refuses to shy away from tough issues – it refuses to sunshine over every frowny face in the world with a spray paint can of distracting action and humor. No, in true comic book hero fashion, the movie courageously battles these issues directly, fighting them like Spiderman does his own menagerie of villains. What conclusion does Tom Holland’s Spiderman come to at the end of all of this, shall we say, multiversal madness? Well, I’m afraid you’ll have to watch the movie for yourself to find that out! (This is a mostly spoiler free review, after all!) I HIGHLY recommend you see it at your next opportunity if movies like this are even REMOTELY on your radar. And, if you’ve only seen it once, I’d even recommend you see it again, or buy the DVD and watch it. The movie really is just that good.

Final score for “Spiderman: No Way Home” is a very impressive 9/10, one short web swing away from total perfection, a very successful attempt at creating a thoroughly enjoyable outing for our friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Final Score: 9/10
“One of the best MCU movies to date, filled with nostalgia for returning Spiderman fans, and enough true, unfiltered character and heart to make forever Spiderman fans out of everyone else. Listen to your friends who have seen it! Don’t miss out on this one!!!”

[REVIEW] “The Eye of Zatara” Reviews – THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS — The Normal Review (Red Pill)

Review By: “The Watchman”

“The Matrix: Resurrections” is a genuine, thoughtful attempt to reboot “The Matrix” trilogy in a way that doesn’t feel like simply another tired rehash of a once interesting story for a quick corporate payout like we see so often today in creatively bankrupt Hollywood. This is quite a monumental task when faced with the challenge of adding on to a trilogy with as much history and love as “The Matrix”, but, for the most part, I’d say the writer’s attempt at creating something interesting and new is successful. “The Matrix: Resurrections” is in no way on the same level as the original “The Matrix” movie, but I’m not sure that it even intends to be. The writers of “Resurrections” seemed to be genuinely concerned about the effect of adding on to the closed loop of their original trilogy. They tried their best to capture as much of the original magic of the first three films as they could, but also made sure to tell a new story that stands soundly on its own merits, not as a faded Xerox copy of the original movies, but as something unique and new, albeit something which is more than a little bit flawed at times.

After finishing “The Matrix: Resurrections”, I have to say, overall, that some of my least favorite parts of the entire movie were the times they seemed to be trying too hard to callback characters and scenes from the original Matrix movies (including the first 20 minutes which felt very rough), whereas I thoroughly enjoyed a lot of the new characters and concepts introduced in their place, with the antagonist of the movie being one of my all-time favorites in the entire film (behind Keanu Reeves, of course).

Like the original “Matrix”, the film does its best to keep you guessing for a while about the nature of what is really going on in the film – what is real and what is not – and how can you even know? What is the difference between facts and fiction, where is in the line between them? Are memories facts or fiction? Can they be both? What really happened in the span of time between “Revolutions” and “Resurrections”? Did the events of the original three movies as we know them even happen at all?

Even once things begin to gain a certain degree of clarity, I found it hard to ever figure out what was going to happen next in the movie, or even how major scenes were going to play out. For 2 1/2 hours, the film had my full attention, as I genuinely watched each and every minute to see how the story would go, wanting more and more to see the unpredictable ending that it was building up to. (I say this, but my mind may have honestly drifted a little during the action sequences, although I’m not the biggest action guy, so that’s not saying much. Still, even to me, they did seem like a notch down from the action in the original Matrix. How can action scenes be both over-the-top, yet also bland? Some of the action scenes in this movie were exactly that. Sorry, action lovers.)

Like with the original “Matrix”, I feel compelled to watch the movie again in order to really understand it. Will it grow on me with each successive view like the original? Or will it lose its luster over time like with “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”? Can the interesting premise started in this new (possibly?) trilogy of movies be continued with the same originality and sparkle as “Resurrections”, or is this the Star Wars sequel trilogy all over again? Only time will tell. For the moment, I cannot be certain.

What I can say is, as a fan of the original “Matrix” trilogy, I found this movie genuinely enjoyable and will likely watch it again before it leaves HBO Max. If you liked the original movies, I would highly recommend that you give it a try, especially if you have HBO Max. Make sure you are willing to watch at least 30 minutes of it, however, as I feel like the first few scenes of “Resurrections” are some of the weakest in the entire film and are very lacking in any emotional value until you’ve gotten later into the movie and know the characters shown in those scenes. Once you see Neo again, however… I dare you to give up and walk away without a fight. Overall, this movie isn’t “The One” like the first “Matrix”, but it is, at the very least, a Decent One.

Overall Score: 7.5/10

~The Watchman

(Click here to see The Gatekeeper’s review.)

[REVIEW/SATIRE] “The Eye of Zatara” Reviews – THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS [Real Reviews by Real Weirdos]

[Original Post: Wednesday, December 22, 2021]

Hello, Everyone, and greetings from the only sane member of the “Eye of Zatara” crew, “The Watchman”!

The latest Matrix film, “The Matrix Resurrections”, dropped on HBO Max earlier today, so I sat down with our usual writer, “The Gatekeeper”, so we could share our thoughts and opinions on the new film with you. (Yes, for real. This is not satire.) Below you will find two very different reviews for the movie:

(1) My completely normal, genuine, honest, and thought-provoking review, spoiler free. I know. Real content on here. Strange, right?

(2) The Gatekeeper’s usual incoherent nonsense woven loosely together into a strange mind-rotting review that is as much insane as it is insightful. Read this one at your own risk. It’s much more in line with our usual content.

Make your choice below:


Click this red link, and I, The Watchman, will tell you the truth about “The Matrix Resurrections” without ridiculous over-the-top satire.

OR:

Click this blue link, and The Gatekeeper will ramble on about strange things that don’t really make sense to anyone but himself, but which could be considered funny maybe? Maybe? I don’t know. I’m just the editor here.

Red or blue?

Fantasy or truth?

Both options are available. Which will you choose?