[SATIRE] NCAA March Madness 2017 – The Official “Eye of Zatara” Brackets!

Is Basketballing Really a Word??? Someone???

(Original Post: March 18, 2017)

In a developing story, “The Eye of Zatara” is now posting their official bracket selections below for the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship apparently taking place starting this week at sports venues… well, I don’t know, somewhere?  I guess?  I don’t follow a lot of sports.  Still, these are definitely the best brackets in the whole entire world, and I spent at least five minutes making them last night.

We’ll follow up at the end of “March Madness” to see how I did.  Enjoy your basketballing and home run goals everyone!  I hope your favorite team wins the Stanley Cup or whatever!!!

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EAST DIVISION

Insert Sports Here
Bossa Nova and Baylor Swift in the “Elite Eight”

WEST DIVISION

Sports Are For Nerds!
Lady GonzaGaga and Magneto (Uh Oh…) in the Elite Eight

MIDWEST DIVISION

Go, Sports Team, Go! YEAH!
Kansas and Kansas in the Elite Eight

SOUTH DIVISION

Sports are Like Ports, But More Plural, Because There's Also an S at the Beginning of the Word.
1987 Cadillac and Kentucky in the Elite Eight

FINALS/SEMI-FINALS

I'm Out of Sports Jokes Now Please.
Obvious 2017 Championship Winner: Baylor Swift Over Kentucky in a Close Final Game

OVERALL BRACKETS (FULL SIZE)

Property of the Gatekeeper! No Trespassors! Posted!
Look at the Pretty Colors..

More to follow in the coming weeks.  Stay tuned here, at “The Eye of Zatara”, for all your sports and Men’s Basketball related news needs!

EDIT: (Sorry, that’s a total lie.)

~The Gatekeeper